I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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