i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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