I'm so fucking centered right now
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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