where am i from again
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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