Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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