I got chris browned last night
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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