Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Randomize
