big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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