Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
How's work?
Spinning.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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