high people should be assigned attendants
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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