Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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