Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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