Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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