Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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