Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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