hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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