So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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