Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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