last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Holy shit dude........stairs
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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