I don't think brook has ever known best
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
