haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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