I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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