I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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