k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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