pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
