"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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