Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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