I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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