We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We don't watch enough power rangers
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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