The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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