so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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