He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
wow bdsm is so cute
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