Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Actions speak louder than pants.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Mom said you looked used
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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