She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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