It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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