And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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