love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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