So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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