do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
