I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Vodka?
Forever.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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