I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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