great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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