why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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