let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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