don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
