I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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