i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
worst night to have a conscience
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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