He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
MIDGETS
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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