What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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