Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
