you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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