Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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