for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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