No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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